never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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