i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
