And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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