So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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