So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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