don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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