Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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