why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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