We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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