I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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