It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
