What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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