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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero

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  like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride

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• (904): View more from Florida

  My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones

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• (830): View more from Texas

  What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  apparently i was cut off before i even walked in

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• (914): View more from New York

  He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.

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