So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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