I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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