After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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