I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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