no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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