The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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