ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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