I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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