This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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