i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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