Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It's just like the Real World with babies
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
