did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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