Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
