how can u be prego again
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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