yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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