Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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