There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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