For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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