don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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