Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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