All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
