Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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