i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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