butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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