They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
