Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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