I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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