It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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