Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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