so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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