Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can't turn off my feet"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Terrible idea I love it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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