porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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