what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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