So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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