I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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