If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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