Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
