I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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