He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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