But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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