I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
