So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just fell off a train. Bad.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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