you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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