if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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