sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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