So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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