Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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